The
School of Hard Knocks is the ONLY school on the internet offering:
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The
most expen$ive tuition in the world ( experience )
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Available to Everybody, no matter what race, background or economic stature
( like it or not, you're already enrolled, it's also called life,
you start with nothing tangible )
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Offers a full refund if you didn't learn anything ( I think it's called
death, you leave with nothing tangible)
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Pays HUGE dividends if you DID learn something ( profit and wisdom )
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Let's you set your class schedule ( try anything anytime, if it fails,
you learned something )
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Instructors that don't expect an apple for the teacher ( although a hit
counter may demand a cookie now and then )
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Never assigns homework ( just like stuff , it happens spontaneously,
seldom
at a convenient time, like it or not )
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Never releases records of your grades to anyone ( alumni have been
known to stick foot in mouth and reveal their knockademic capacity accidentally
at times, this is called stupidity, but some alumni miraculously learn
what's needed DURING the test )
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Will allow transfer students only when they realize the mindless drivel
taught in conventional academia isn't worth the paper the diploma was printed
on
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And Most importantly, this school is where the students teach the instructor
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Attend at your own risk ~
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